(Source: superclones)

raptorific:

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not only do you know that you should stay far, far away from him, but you also get to tell him he’s one to talk about people not having enough nerd cred

Because you just watched a “Back to the Future” reference fly straight over his head

This feels right and I’m letting it, and now I know just what to do. Tire of me if you will, my dear. I will not tire of you. And this is world as I see it now, turns out that nothing is fair. You can leave me if you wish, my love, but I’m not going anywhere. 

(Source: padalecksis)

i’m not going to let some coin decide if i’m going to jail or not

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(Source: stealmyghoul)

(Source: arthurdrvill)

moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

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Graphing is where I draw the line.

did you just

it seemed the best fit

thisiseverydayracism:

postracialcomments:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh



well damn

That came in like a wrecking ball.

thisiseverydayracism:

postracialcomments:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh

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well damn

That came in like a wrecking ball.

(Source: cherrybrandyismymuse)

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

deansass:

snarkydean:

but if you sell your soul to a demon in return for being immortal do you just become soulless after a decade?

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LOOPHOLES

(Source: winterfel)